WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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