all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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