...so i touched it.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
