He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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