sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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