4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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