Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Ketchup is God's man juice
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Randomize
