i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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