You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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