That's intense
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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