The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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