I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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