so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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