super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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