Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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