I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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