Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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