Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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