I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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