She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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