i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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