How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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