I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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