ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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