idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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