you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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