have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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