Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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