...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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