Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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