This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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