I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Found your dick twin last night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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