dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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