Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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