Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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