her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Found the puke drawer
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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