I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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