plz talk dirty to me
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
