Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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