Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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