My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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