i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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