Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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