scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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