I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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