You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Mom said you looked used
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Randomize
