Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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