Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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