She said her name was "party"
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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