why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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